

Fake news, undercover agent, what emails, they’re eating the dogs, hey here’s $2,000, Canada is letting in billions of tonnes of fentanyl a day, Venezuela, Iran, Russia…I mean Ukraine…I mean Russia, TYLENOL, Demoncrats…(passes out from mental gymnastics)



Although it obviously a joke, in the spirit of all the fucking hellscape Republicans have put us through, and the fact that they’ve literally killed the power of truth, I’m going to go ahead and roll with this.
He definitely, positively, eagerly sucked Bill Clinton’s dick. No shadow of a doubt. The evidence is right there. And even if it’s not, he did it anyways.