Did he sign the guestbook at the Führerbunker?

What an adorable way to destroy democracy.

Trump states he will direct money towards an important program (which anyone would have to be a monster to argue it isn’t deserving of funding), by subverting a core principle laid out in the constitution which ensures another check and balance on executive powers.

His MAGA snowflake army will cheer his amazing heart and empathy while he establishes a precedent for future appropriations of his own illegal slush fund.

Bro is just speed running his Emperor Palpatine quest…

I had a crazy-busy day about 2-months ago and found myself hitting up a McDonald’s drive-thru for an order of fries just to tide me over for the drive home.

I didn’t pay attention to the pricing—it was only fries—and when I got to the window I handed them a five, fully expecting a couple of bucks in change.

The attendant just looked at me. I laughed as I realized a regular order of fries was more than five-bucks.

And yet, I STILL am hard pressed to believe a Big Mac meal is currently $18…