But even that isn’t a good breakdown of the knowledge we have. Having wild intakes of high glycemic foods causes metabolic changes over time that do contribute to type 2 diabetes development.

It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can’t breathe because you’re swallowing a giant phallus, there’s just something divine.

Send address, will return nude.

Wow, I didn’t know I was better than a pigeon at transmitting information across long distances.

I’m here for your large data transfer needs, business fellows!

And males, if I’m reading the rules right. Yumminess everywhere. I wonder if any of those players get kinky with rackets… probably not, but it’s a fun little thing to imagine.

The nurse they quoted claimed 15 years of college

15 years of experience, it seems, and since I’m pretty sure most nurses aren’t in a union, what do you want to bet her wages/cost of living ratio actually went down over those 15 years. A relative of mine is in the same business of IV hydration, and it’s definitely because the potential money is way better than her other options.

Damn, I’m glad you’re out here spreading the good word. I literally wear holes in the sides of my shoes from the outside toes rubbing against the toe box sides. I treasure the rare shoe that I find that doesn’t ruin my day with pinching (because pinching should be enjoyable, goddamnit!), and am pissed off that I never seem to be able to find those shoes again (how many fucking different shoes do we need, and why do they have to change every year, goddamnit!).

Just arch into my face, if you don’t mind.

Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.

A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.

Right? Either one of them would get me, but both together? Meeeow.

Just look at the sort of pelvic accessory you’re not interested in (bi people, I’m sorry)

Lol, I don’t know whether I’m like, “I like people,” because the whole ‘hole is hole’ thing, or the hole is a hole is wholly because of “I like people.” The things I want to do with my mouth, and to all people’s holes… well, whatever part is chiming in is chiming in with an entire carillon.

I’ve never understood how that’s an insult. It’s like shouting, “Hey, you! Yeah, you, who does that thing that I really want you to do to to me! You do that thing! HA! Loser!”

Like, anyone here not want me to do them a quickie? Bet you I can inhale your entire wang and sack at the same time without gagging.

Aw, man, I hate seeing your name, but always love seeing that it’s you. I wish I could make it better for you.

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

I don’t know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

…I’ve never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don’t ever let it escape you.

I’ll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It’s too bad that we can’t have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner’s eyes roll backwards. It seems like there’s so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.