Jeff

I once hauled a load of bananas as a trucker then developed superpowers (i.e. was later told I’m super boring)

No law against wearing a wedding dress to an opera and sitting almost completely out of frame

¿Annie, estás tú bien?

¿Estás tú bien?

¿Estás tú bien, Annie?

I feel like 6 months ago everybody decided to start telling me what “spinster” means for some reason and it remains the only context in which I’ve ever heard it used

The chosen one!

According to the internet, this also works on people

So she’s right

The Hollow Knights would be my first guess

Semi-common experience. What’s everybody who’s gone through it doing about it today?

I try to remind myself “criticisms” are usually just observations. They rarely need a response, even the ones coming from yourself

I’ve heard from one source that (surprisingly) Pitbull should be as well

Largely the evidence was some wholesome responses to various interview questions, so feel free to provide additional context confirming or refuting

Even though I recognize some, I’ll just ask for the sake of others:

Who are all these people?

Yeah? Well, that’s just like… Your opinion, man

-Hannah Montana probably

Forgot all about this! Nearly passed out from how hard I was laughing at that ending

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!!!

The real treasure was the personality disorder we developed along the way

Eye don’t see the issue

I mean Ben Stein would have some serious competition for the Clear Eyes commercials in the 90s

There’s a long list of incidents where his visor (or sunglasses) are removed

Plot twist: they were executing a search warrant

Good A -> B vehicle. 800$ OBO