All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

I had a similar experience but then I got a little uncomfortable because she started sending me weird cryptic messages

Stuff like “The operation failed with an error. [429] You have reached your OpenAI API limit. Please check your plan and billing details”

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

Half Life 4

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

I played violent video games all my life and I turned out fine.

reflects on current financial and mental state

Wait a second…

But did they taste good?

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

By this logic Canada should be called New Newfoundland

fellow musician Finneas

But where does Ferb stand?

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

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As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.

Sir please keep your voice down, you are going to disturb the librarians

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs