Ok here we go, note, I don’t speak German

THIS.
EMERGENCY POWER BUTTON IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESSED BECAUSE THE COFFEE MACHINE HAS TO BE POWERED AT ALL TIMES.

And I agree.

Luckily weakness and resistance are the same in English and German.

Oof winter shin!

But a secret 3rd thing?

Time to crush some turts! Keep it up baby!

Insert Man Ray meme

There’s more than one? And there are even rarity tiers?

“Dylan, why are you black?”

Nooo, come back!

I also really like the wine expansion they released.

It’s like saying your children stole half your DNA…

Thank you for your contribution to lexicology.

Maybe we can tie someone down on the tracks, that’ll spice things up.

And the hours are killing

Did he finally get it?

What a terrible day to be able to read.

Nope, sorry. Can’t help you with that.