My brother once forgot the word “Lemmy” and said “reddit for comunism”

Yes, Capitain!

I can’t see SMB3 without remembering that once I was playing it with my brother and my dad comes in, saying he hates that game.

Later, we ask him why does he hate the game, he says he’s really got no reasons, but still hates the game.

i swear i never saw a kuribo shoe on this and played the game for five months now

Let’s say I can’t not remember it because recently my brother got an hyperfixation on it and watched the whole series in order thrice.

People who use social medias on websites (me):

I remember making one on lemm.ee some years ago, but I forgot about its existence and made another, and then I heard about lemm.ee’s shutdown thing and here is my third.

You ever seen brazillian parents?

I hear my parents saying “No, let him be” when he gets touchy-feely with their daughter, who got harassed on school by a boy before.

No, parents. My mom also doesn’t give a shit about this.

well, the website only has one button, that redirects to the actions of Grokipedia with the options to buy or sell some.

I guess you have to interact with their actions to use the thing?

bro I thought the pfp was kratos

and that gemini watermark

but what’s that Gemini watermark down there bud?

Well, today, here in Brazil, there was a whole operation to arrest lots of criminals and free regions from criminal groups, everyone was being sent back from schools, nobody even went to work.

And there is where my dad’s working on recently, where nobody was even allowed to go home until the end of their shift. And they were close to a dangerous place, where lots of criminals were too.

Kinda out of topic, but why do all of those AI images have those yellowed filters?

sup: what?

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

“Hehe check me out I’m gonna [[give that dumbass a diesease]] and he won’t even realize it”

Icecreamius