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2 months agoWhy the hell am I being downvoted here?
Why the hell am I being downvoted here?
I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.
I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now
No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with ‘blown to pieces’.
My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.
He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf
When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.
True story.
I’d happily let you have them all :)
Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?
Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.