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Something about this image looks like it was drawn by someone who wants to fuck Sylveon.

Edit: Lol I just read the laptop.

adogap a ni, cinap a, god A

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Hrmmm, the commas aren’t in the same place.

Isn’t this iCarly?

Nubby’s Number Factory

Bonk

survivors.wiki *

The image shows the hangman fully drawn, and dead. This means the player guessing letters lost. The header says that the parent lost. This means that the parent, a fully grown adult, looked at BI__IONAIRE and guessed a letter other than L. So when they said “I’m doing something right,” they must not have been talking about playing hangman lmao

… But face huggers are sexual. That’s why they’re scary.

Do you mean battle tested? Lol

How wasteful.

I’ve never seen any videos of it, but I’ve been playing it, and it’s fucking excellent.

Lol, except Frieren is over a thousand years old

Last time I was at an arcade and I saw someone win one legitimately, they had to take the box to the owner of the place to get the actual prize from the back room. I don’t know who ran that machine but you’d have to bring it them. But like the other guy said, they’re rigged as fuck and have a set win rate that only happens after so many attempts, so if you did try and bring it, they’d check the machine, see that it shouldn’t have paid out and would know you cheated immediately. So you would’ve been screwed either way.

I’m not planning on buying the book.

https://www.amazon.com/Delay-Deny-Defend-Insurance-Companies/dp/1591843154 No they mean literally literally.

They do say horizontal stripes make you look bulgier.

Lmao, the term unaliving is censorship. Tiktok won’t let you say “kill”.

They don’t censor because they’re offended by the words. They censor so platforms like tiktok don’t delete their posts.

The younger generations decided that being offended by swear words is fucking stupid.

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.