All lies!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“- Setting the clock and a timer to record something on your VCR”

You just awakened a sad memory from 30 years ago… I wanted to record a movie I saw in the TV programme magazine but it started after midnight and I should have used the next day’s date :-(

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.