I’d fight em and refuse to pay the extra on the bill. It’s not your responsibility to fix their fuck-up when they are the ones estimating and billing you. If they want their money they shouldve given you the correct bill the first time. It’s like getting a cheeseburger for $5, and then the restaurant realizes inflation exists and comes banging on your door for another $10 a month later.

Did it happen another time?

This should be incredibly fucking concerning, and yet it’s become about as interesting as dropping a penny in the parking lot, which is honestly even more concerning.

Wall-E functioned

He was definitely not running windows

Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

Ah, did you have to talk to a nearly genetically identical girl whose skin happens to have more pigmentation? Maybe it was all the gays calling you names and perverting your children, or did the disabled people steal your seat on the short bus again?

Are your poor whittle feelings gonna be ok? Do you need to colonize someone else’s home and murder a bunch people to feel better?

til, I’m an archeologist

I could’ve fuckin sworn there was a tumblr post about this being pronounced xylophone

Aah, the hotel TV remote, a classic

I can try, but I’m pretty sure my depression will just laugh in my face if I try to reschedule.

Thanks, Potential-Future-Boss-Man, for letting me know you’re an actual piece of shit who has unclear expectations and plays games with their employees. Now I know to work quite literally anywhere else.

An interview is a business transaction being negotiated and requires equal participation from both parties. The only ‘thank you’ that should be exchanged for such things is a solid handshake and a polite “Good day” when the interview is over. Be respectful and sincere, but don’t buy into the childish “I’m the boss and you must grovel at my feet for a penny” game that so many managers and corporate assholes love to play.

My class today decided that the killer rabbit from Monty Python got the Pope because Pudgie Vance ate the holy hand grenade

Takes one to know one

Wouldn’t it stop being soft/ stretchy rather quickly, implying some macabre method of rejuvenating it . . .

Every single time I try something new I reinstall Fedora within a day, pretty sure it’s just Stolkholm Syndrome at this point

Hmm, aren’t over-the-top displays of military forces a sign of something? What could it possibly be, certainly not fascism or something silly like that . . .

I don’t think Nintendo gives a flying fuck about my ‘reinforcement’, positive or negative. All I’m trying to do issue a warning about where these kinds of decisions and policies can very quickly end up.

Today, it may be a good thing (I would argue its not, but not the point rn), but as soon a money can be made, they will weaponize it. It’s what capitalism does.

For now perhaps

Steam isn’t currently trying to use your playtime as a way to determine what you can and cannot buy

All these distopian things aren’t nearly as disconnected as you might think