This has gotta be AI cuz I had like 3 strokes reading this

Not attracting smeagle is just another read to use a shoe

Yeah but then it’s still gonna be… wriggling

That is some badass hair!

Uh… wut? I’m from the west coast but since I’m military and met my wife on the south

My wife is white southern and is passionate about black culture Mac n cheese

⭐️🌟🏅Gold Star!!

Out of ignorance I literally thought this was a joke. “Orange you glad I didn’t say raspberry?”

Hey I was just thinking that managing an ant colony would make a great game

::scrolls::

Yeah and that requires way fewer skills and resources

They could’ve got what they wanted if they turned around

After wasting 10 minutes of my life analyzing it… I don’t see the point of people getting enraged, nor how this relates to gaming journalism

I’m betting job cuts and someone was in a hurry

Yeeeesssss. Love seeing Red Rising references. Trying so hard to get my wife to read it

Yeah and bird bones are hollow

So they found some VHS tapes of the missing levels but not the levels themselves?

I’m so technologically illiterate I couldn’t figure out how to access the sears.space website. All I can find is versions and instances and a GitHub page

I would also like to note that the safety card blew out too. It’s a miracle they survived without the safety card

They actually studied this in the Cold War for 24 hour bomber pilot missions. 4 hrs on, 2 hrs sleep was their answer. Also meth