‘Scampered’ lol.

That’s how you get mutant babies.

Hey that looks good actually. Wishlisted it for when I have more time.

“My diaper is leaking again, I feel seditious running down my leg.”

No, really it was a large slug. And TBF Mortimer is a great name for a slug.

Hey! I’ll have you know that 100% of steam users * are using linux.

* sample size : me

Third time lucky!

Lol none of those fuckers care about impeachment. Until there are real consequences they will continue to not give a shit.

Wicked whims does adult sims mod stuff, I understand. Dunno about endometriosis, but I’m sure it’s doable. N

Silly, they’re not immigrants if they’re rich!

Yeah, the steam deck does this, it’s a great feature.

Yeah, pencil and paper is back!

The business model is essentially just people giving you their money.

You’re saying I should take the jumper cables off the - uh, the guests in my basement? TBF the screams are aggravating, and my electricity bills don’t seem any lower.

Didn’t he buy a massive yacht on the same day steam announced these products? It can’t be easy to sneak a superyacht under the publicity radar, but he seems to have pretty much managed it.

You don’t have hundreds of thousands of followers and you aren’t pretending to be American.

You know you’re gonna have to go elbow deep to hand them that flashlight. . ?

It is. The side looks kinda Spanish tho.

Also, one of the ice wankers is pissing on it.

Don’t worry, your stomach acid will kill all but the most hardy and aggressive crabs.

Yup. These fuckers certainly aren’t shy. I’m disappointed no-one burned it down.

Yeah I have a gaming laptop and I haven’t used it since I got a steam deck.