Don’t threaten me with a good time

Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!!

I love Well There’s Your Problem, highly recommend that episode as well

I sure had a lot of fun watching it though 😁

Yes please

The fact that the follow up is the next day is what really makes this

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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This is the kind of chaotic energy I live for

I can’t speak for my siblings, but my mom at least knew better than to try that on me, I’ve straight up told her I resent her for ever having me, which was a little dramatic sure, but at least it got the point across lol

It’s like cutting fingernails, totally fine if they’re indoor cats, and it’s not the upholstery so much as the 16 tiny knives that puncture my legs when they jump in my lap lol

It’s fine as long as you’re careful you don’t cut them too short, they only have nerves/blood close to the paw, the rest is really similar to fingernails with no nerve endings. Our cats don’t even care when we trim their nails.

My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it’s literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I’m no-contact now, but it’s an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you’re inflicting that on your kids.

No you wouldn’t, it says right there in the picture

I feel so seen 😊

My friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It’s worked out pretty well so far

When my phone is on low brightness it looks teal, when it’s bright it looks more turquoise, either way I’d say more blue than green

I believes this ams called a “foods libraries”

Every day we stray further from god’s light

:x