Good luck to you for the next decade. I have a Fairphone for my job and it’s an absolute pile of (responsibly produced) garbage. It would be way easier to use a Pixel for 10 years than this sluggish outdated mess is.

Can someone explain what is a subreddit!?

Will it respect Gnome’s caret blink setting? Probably not. So what’s the point if I can’t work with it?

Cruising for pussy

And then disappointing people because your interest has changed so it looks like you’re slacking.

That’s what she said.

Actual stupidity, or perhaps even more likely: Malevolence.

The US is run by no Intelligence whatsoever.

I would call myself religious. I’m not speechless. I agree. So this is more like: How to leave conservative dickheads speechless.

Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

Apple be like: People want longer lasting batteries?? Naah, let’s give them blurry UIs instead.

Any oh so funny joke with ‘ADHD’ and ‘squirrel’ misrepresents what ADHD is. And it fucking annoys me.

And it probably misrepresents squirrels too.

Still better than living in a dictatorship straight away.

You have to divide the feet value by 3.28084.
0/3.28084=0.

So it’s 0 meters. There you go.

Shrimp is bugs always

Yes and you know what else sucks?

Uwu can we start a war pretty please? (Totally not a war tbh, just a preventative strike.) (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ

Lamp of the free…

Stigma balls.

Back when I was in school they told me I was supposed to enjoy my youth and that it would be about the best time of my life. What they actually did was to demotivate me regarding my future. School was hell. Life is much better nowadays.