SeductiveTortoise

Like a fiddle.

I’m not sure if I could fuck up this hard if I tried.

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

“Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You’re going to love it!”

oh god, this hurts my soul

Not clever, but shared

To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don’t have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that’s just a technicality.

*and soulless assholes

CAN YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS WRITE A LITTLE BIGGER?

It’s worth it though. And what about some delicious yamok sauce?

With superglue please. Or nails.

True, but the valkyries were a bit over the top. What were they even doing with all those used tissues?

Let’s start up our own AI and have them talk to each other. It seems it doesn’t really matter anyway who is talking to whom.

Probably including the specifications after which the engines are built.

If you fear losing seats due to being a bunch of assholes, trying to cheat your way out isn’t making you less of an asshole. Maybe… I don’t know, make politics for the people, you vile sack of puss?

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

I don’t know if I’m able to learn this. I’m a nerd, you know?

I don’t know anything about warhammer, but I agree to your first sentence. I really don’t care how people spend their free time or how they look under their clothing. And I really wished all the people would think this way.

They hire… wait, I know this. Mexicans? Geez, this is hard.