Bringing back old characters for nostalgia bait cameos, it happens way too much

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts

Well that’s just ridiculous. Come on Master Chief, let’s get out of here

Then I guess the only bad thing he’s ever done was cheat on his taxes. Definitely doesn’t have a history of wriggling out of prosecutions, especially not for stuff he did live on national TV

Good thing they haven’t actually released all material required by law!

Are you friends with an asshole beer can who takes you on interstellar adventures?

Minecraft is now older than most of the kids who play it

All women are 50% man and 50% woman. Solving the recursion results in all women being 100% men.

MechaHitler

And then you get elected to congress because you live in Georgia and your supporters bully your opponent out of the race

Without deviation from the norm, sigma = 0

But if you put them on a list, are they no longer delisted?

Weird, almost like something happened where the entire country decided to resist imperialism and purge corruption

My neck is freakishly large

Going after Senator Kelly? That will really mess with the mutant rights agenda

Serial tankie posting whatever KGB tells him to

Only for people who can fit their whole brains into 140 characters

Do you not have phones?

The only commutation she deserves is carbon brushes in the face

Delves? They’re called Drukhari now.