Any way the moose goes, doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

Soupsicle

I’m guessing this ship has been in the Mexican naval fleet since the 1500s.

Dillhenge

I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

Peeps are panicking.

Based on the pose, I’m guessing this is a yogi bear.

There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

Well he said he was excited to get started.

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

Purple-headed purplebird…

Look for the black light specials.

I knew there had to be tit loans. I’ve gotta call my sister.

Same

The words before those are necessary to know if I know what they mean. Know what I mean?