Read: “I’m open to being bribed.”

Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Property Police

I’m so angry I have to upvote this.

At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

Factory Floor is in China.

What I really want to know is, how sparkly was the jacket?

“Don’t Tread on Mesothelioma”

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

No preorders

Deserved

“This is to replace our previous unfair pricing.”

Veggspa

Iteration 1 in play

Other truck makers tend to let their vehicles fully render.

The only thing Elon’s ever pulled out of.

I refuse to mark scooters as motorcycles.