Why dont you just use your gun?

It’s easy to spew half-assed “calls to action” from behind a keyboard as well.

I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

Did you win the argument?

I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.

Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

Petah Tikva.

Sounds like a Klingon insult.

Or you could read the article. Wheels ain’t gonna work down there bro.

Motherfucker, that’s breakfast.

Carl’s Jr. $5 Burger used to mock this bullshit. It cost $3 and it was fucking amazing.

What else are you going to do? I hate Bezoz as much as anybody, but if I could actually get one of these for 25k? I’d buy three of them just to keep around for emergencies.

Username checks out. I do pity you.

Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

You really should change your own oil and filter. Its stupidly easy, and the shit I’ve seen happen at lube shops makes me wake up in cold sweat.

Nobody touches my vehicle unless I absolutely cannot accomplish the job myself.

So far, only one has actually done anything.

If you actually read the second amendment, its whole purpose is to keep the government in check.

To hell with flying. I’ll settle for a working ladder.

He disappoints his wife too!

“This actually caused some annoyance among law enforcement officials who believed they had suspects’ phones stored in a readable state, only to find they were rebooting and becoming harder to access due to this feature.”

I love it.