There is a fat acceptance movement that says you can’t control your wight, and also the only healthy way to eat is to eat whatever you want whenever you want, and if doctors want to weigh their patients or inform them of the health risks of being overweight or not do operations where excess fat would create complications, the only possible explanation for any of that is fatphobia.

Just win that race ok

They aren’t designed they’re evolved, but that’s not important right now.

And water boarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds fun.

So it’s like de-federating

It’s taking about not having emergency savings

Because you keep your yachts in the Caribbean so they aren’t subject to tariffs anyway

Retrofitting, in some parts of the world suburbs have already been built.

Why can’t pride say teenagers

There goes our doge refunds

Wait, but the ban message says that a bot flags it and a person reviews it

Wait until you hear about sportsbook apps

Population wise it’s like adding another California

I like the scan and go in the Sam’s club app. Scan the items with your phone, and if the QR code receipt is visible when you walk through the gate thing they usually wave you on without a person checking.

They are about as accurate as a coin toss

Now that everyone has been reminded about trump, the dnc can run the same candidates from before and people will know to go with it this time, right?

I have a modest proposal that might take care of that liability

Defamation lawsuits are really hard to win, losing one doesn’t prove the other party was truthful

Once computers became powerful enough to post memes there was no need to keep upgrading them.

Well except for having holes in your feet