TheFlopster

As are we all. Trump cares about no one but himself.

Someone else remembers CompuServe?!

Col. Mustard: Yours.

Mrs. White: Five.

Col. Mustard: Five!

Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.

Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.

Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Col. Mustard: That’s right!

I guess I just assumed it was a child. Based on the skill level.

I can’t bring myself to mock something that someone probably made out of genuine love. It makes me too sad. No matter how much of a piece of shit Charlie might have been.

Mocking it feels like the opposite of empathy. I know how much he didn’t believe in empathy, but as usual, he was wrong. So I’m displaying some. Not for him. But for whoever made this for him.

I can nostalgically hear the sounds of the game while looking at these pictures. “Here we go!”

The surroundings indicate that they are in a hotel, and do not have a stove. And likely not a microwave either. Hence this setup.

If you buy a home in which an HOA is already established, then yes, it’s required. And good luck finding a neighborhood where one isn’t already established. If you get a small enough town or cheap enough neighborhood, maybe.

I wouldn’t have said this is Far Side. This doesn’t look like his drawing style. But I could be wrong.

Also, Far Side has some great jokes. I’m a fan.

The bouncer / security guard is asking for ID (identification), but the hillbilly thinks he is asking if he has any “idee” (idea pronounced with a very strong accent). So the hillbilly is asking “idea about what?”

We’re not at the height of comedy here.

That’s not how you spell lettuce.

Wilford* Brimley. But I still enjoyed your joke. :)

Ooh, I’ll play! I’m 40 years old. I write checks every month to pay my rent, which has to be delivered to their office either by snail mail or in person (no online payment option).

The last time I saw a dedicated fax machine was my retail job in 2008.

The last time I used a deposit slip was three years ago when I deposited a gallon bag of change in person with a bank teller.

I know, for example, that my microwave completes one full rotation every 10 seconds. If I want to heat something for 45 seconds, it’ll end up backwards. But that’s on me for not using a multiple of 10 seconds.

I’ve never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it’s the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

I’m full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for?

Chaos? A distraction from whatever else he’s up to that night be worse? Idk.

I agree that the behavior will absolutely continue. But if the new leader doesn’t have that special “something” that everyone rallies around, the cult divides.

Again, I still have no idea what people see in Trump or why anyone would choose to follow him. But there’s obviously something about him that appeals to them. Visible anger and hate for everyone not in the cult? Promises to destroy them all? Idk.

I think you’re absolutely right about the hate vs. fear. But when the charismatic (Trump? Ew, how?) cult leader dies, sometimes the cult doesn’t have anyone else they all believe in, and it breaks apart. I’m hoping for that.

And The Handmaid’s Tale was supposed to be fiction. But here we are.