TomMasz

They live in a country where Black people can freely have their faces eaten by leopards just like White people. “I didn’t vote for this” is universal.

It was fairly common in the US decades ago, but you don’t hear it as much now. You’re more likely to hear it with “business” instead of “beeswax” when you do.

Did they also sign up for Trump University?

Definitely not an alien invasion.

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

Being promoted to the C-suite causes brain damage.

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

Oh gawd, the smell!

JWs set up a little booth on weekends in a park I ride my bike through. I’ve never seen them talking to anyone but each other. They always seem to be retirement age, do they have trouble recruiting young people?

When we were looking for a house, we put an offer in on one and the seller replied that they thought the offer was “insulting”. We thought that was rude but it was nothing compared to this.

Repeat after me: He doesn’t fucking care.

"57% of male Republicans " says it all.

Hard to imagine Trump would take inspiration from any Black person. It might male more sense to look at who those African dictators got their inspiration from.

I’m trying not to imagine how awful that must smell.

A time saver, really.

Stop talking and eat your dinner, it’s getting warm.

There’s way more detail in the butt than seems necessary.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Let’s ignore the obvious for months, then act shocked that the obvious was happening all along.

Here’s my number, call me maybe?