Obviously this was a coping mechanism he was using because he couldn’t make women feel anything (including your ex wife).

Yeah but was that just a lie?

“We don’t blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.”

Speak for yourself, please.

Or, more likely, Claude will launch them.

Why are these people just hanging out in the middle east?

ID.ME is awful and buggy.

This is basically just a UPS store with better dressed employees and cheating as satire.

Is it because they’re incompetent?

Do you have an App that offers better places to shop?

“GIVE ME BACK MY SON AND A DISCOUNT ON PAPAYA FRUITS!” Sir, this is a 7-11 (both of those are on markup now because you asked).

TBH, alcohol ads are INSUFFERABLE but who needs pregnancy ads blocked?

So are general everyday workplaces. You don’t need to go to a black site in Afghanistan. Just come to my office.

You sound jealous of my good fortune.

Honestly, if you gave them the option to either kill no one or kill a mother along with her baby, they’re going to choose option B every day and twice on Sunday.

You APOLOGIZE to Dick Cheney for him shooting you in the face!

Tom Tillis called her out that he read her book and told her she murdered an untrained dog and then took pleasure in murdering a goat soon after because it was “misbehaving”

There is nothing on the other side. Only blackness.

Cancel ALL your -tions! Benedictions, Predelictions, Prescriptions, Conniptions, Convictions!

LOL like I pay for any of this stuff?

Why does it have to be a teenage girl in his example? Why are these people so creepy?