I use my own modem and my own router with XFinity.

Get your own gateway. Don’t rent theirs.

Criminal

YES

It is a berry cheesecake.

Thanks to Trump, America doesn’t make any cents.

Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

They were racist remarks. Not inappropriate remarks.

He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

What’s the letter “t” for?

Is that Santa giving head to an elf? Nice.

When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend’s on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn’t come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger’s house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.

Trump doesn’t pay his vendor invoices.

Women always will be habitually underestimated.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.