This is poetry. If you ever do a Ted talk please let me know.

OK dad

These look great… But no backlit keyboard option :(

Genuinely read the headline as Trump first time and had to do a double take…

Yeah we should just never do anything if it doesn’t instantly fix the problem.

They were saying the Epic Games Store hasn’t made any profit from them, not that they never bought any product that makes Epic money.

“Sure isn’t profitable from me” - clearly referring to the store, which this entire post is about

How exactly does paying for unreal games make the epic games store profitable? Epic would still be getting that money even if the store didn’t exist.