Desert Lizard: send nudes

That Guy: hold my phone

Luckily it’s proportional to the value of the data.

So you see: Don’t believe in the system
to legalize you or give you your freedom
You want rights? Ask ’em—they’ll read ’em
But every flower got a right to be bloomin’
Stay human

— Michael Franti & Spearhead (2001)

I guess you haven’t seen their uniform then…

Don’t worry.

After eating one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, and five oranges, a piece of chocolate cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, a slice of Swiss cheese, a slice of salami, a lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a slice of watermelon, and a green lea, he’ll turn into a beautiful butterfly.

mouth anus

Oh yes, never forget

yes, from long covid

my favorite part of 2020 was the months of one-911-load-of-deaths every day signifying that we did not indeed “never forget” because the attackers this time were microscopic instead of brown

Hello, fellow humans. I upvoted this very human post.

tea tree soap helps with that

Yes, yes I can see what you’re getting at. But the specific letters: “I” “T”, what do they stand for?

What does it stand for? What doesn’t it stand for?

Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?

IT is true

They’re not even more attractive when flush.

I’ll have to start believing in it. As a treat.

from my body’s/brain’s point of view, yeah

I’m not active in that part though