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1 million seconds is about 11 days.

1 billion seconds is about 32 years.

Anyone else here read Sister, Maiden, Monster?

Ah yes. The “I’m rubber; you’re glue” gambit. It’s a move seen only occasionally outside of kindergarten classrooms.

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I feel like at this point of the movie, both of their anuses become sentient and try to devour the other.

Cool by me if ice goes to Rikers. Just take away their guns and toss 'em in.

In related news, the sky is blue, the rocks are hard, and rain is wet.

Wow, you’re almost as old as my mom.

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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https://youtu.be/FrBFyF7ta3Y

A lot of those people got really quiet when we started fellating putin. I had to hear for years about how rad he was, and now crickets.

My dentist is deeply concerned about me not flossing regularly too. Same result.

No. Not us or anyone I know anyway. We decorate eggs, and have some plastic hollow eggs we’ve used for maybe 10 years to hide stuff in. Then we eat egg salad for a couple of days.

It will get worse before it gets even worse.

I doubt very much that he understands what happened enough to seeth about it. I bet he’s mad because the press is talking about someone besides him.

You can get a piece of oak from a home store. Look for one about 3/4" x 1 1 1/2". Put some tape around where you’ll hold it. The square edges will splay someone open pretty good if things go that direction. And it’s way less obvious as a sign.

In 5 years or less we will be living in a world where people have their paychecks garnished to pay back food loans.

I’m so sick of bam. Dude is a kook. Was he a pro skater? Sure. Did he do anything memorable? Nope. There are a lot of weirdos and “problem children” in skating. Mullen. Thomas. Addams. Templeton. Singleton. The list is long. But they all added something, changed something, or otherwise brought style and panache. Bam is an abusive drunken media whore. Fucking mook.