Certainly AI will help us in that regard, right? Let me find a prompt engineer to see what answers they come up with.

Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?

I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.

I have people skills!

This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.

I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?

It’s when you pee in someone’s mouth during a blowie.

I’ve always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

Microplastics weren’t enough, let’s give the sealife macroplastics.

True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

I thought it might have been after I hit post, but the effort wasn’t there to edit or delete.

I wonder if they drew the dinosaur or the falling molten debris first?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they’d get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.