Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
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1·4 months agoWouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?
15·4 months agoAh yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble
Get out of here you gelatinous lobster!
18·4 months agoGotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding
WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?
Just needs the imbedded lenses and she’d would’ve been an amazing Molly Millions.
First thing I thought of when I saw the meme.
3·6 months agoSomething something modern software resource utilization.
Badabing! rimshot
1·7 months agoMore like a haymaker.
My stack is about to overflow.
Pee is stored in the balls.
Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.
But would she have a split diff?
“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”
Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.
Does truth social have an app?
Dark Matter deserved its final season! We were robbed!