Uncle Karl wrote about this

Loved my clapper. More reliable at turning the lights on and off than Google Home.

When the angel of death comes.
I won’t cry.

I won’t weep and wallow 
“Oh why, why, why”

I won’t bob and weave 
When he swings his scythe

I’ll look that fucker right in the eye.

You come for me?
G’wan then, give it a try

I’ll go down swinging 
When it’s my time to die

What? Who invented the letter J?

Dr. Nussbaum was right…

What’s all this about the showers?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

Source: am doctor

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

I’ve thought of South Africa’s Truth and Reconciliation process as example of what is encouraged by Crimethinc here and up until now as a wonderful role model.

But today we have the white supremacists who escaped the South African revolution recreating apartheid in the US and can’t help but think it would have been better if one of them had survived.

Tired of cats. Would love to see some toads.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

"Kushner admitted to paying a prostitute to seduce a brother-in-law and have their sexual encounter videotaped. Kushner then sent the tape to his sister in an effort to intimidate her against becoming a witness in the federal investigation.*

The fact that the ghost of Roy fucking Cohn still hangs over America is nauseating.

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Maybe arrest him for encouraging assassination of the president?

Not all white people…

OnePlus charges so fast this isn’t a problem anymore

And the beans?

That’s Bobbit (the dick remover)