Dadaist: ce n’est pas un verre.

You could say the same things about Churchill who certainly wasn’t left wing.

When a team uses Unreal properly it can be great. Guilty Gear Strive is built in Unreal, has a beautiful unique visual style, and runs great. But you need a team who really knows what they’re doing, both on the code and art sides.

The problem is when an indie dev tries to use it and does everything “out of the box”. If you’re a solo or indie dev, just use Unity or Godot (I’ve been using the latter and loving it)

The jerk store called, they’re running out of Jerry Seinfeld.

I don’t mind this personally. The world of FFVII is huge, and the remaster has so much more detail in it. It’s not like the remasters are short games, expecting the entire FFVII story to be told in this kind of detail in one £50 box is kind of a big ask.

Hey, I’m neither of those. I’m an op!

I bought 16 on PS5 at release and it’s definitely worth waiting for a sale. The combat is pretty great but I find the story pretty mediocre (although I haven’t finished it yet) and the world is just so drab and full of predictable characters. This is Final Fantasy, give us some colour! In FFVI you could play as a Yeti teaming up with a girl who paints her enemies to death along with a guy who can suplex a train!

I’ve been enjoying FFVII Remake though, and planning to get Rebirth once I’m done with it

The first 10 mins of Delirious are difficult watching, but worth getting through for the timeless gold in the rest of it.

Then you could have the 4-voice polyphony to really impress the serfs!

There are actually still people playing the original Unreal Tournament from 1999 on public servers. I occasionally jump on one of them and it’s still the glorious chaos it always was!