Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!

Snake oil futures 🚀

Point taken but it reminds me of an old proverb: hate not the player, as the game is that which should be despised.

I appreciate that it’s the first different take on an EV or cars in general since, well, Tesla? The customizability options, low starting price, and they’ve done some fun marketing stunts so far. There may be plenty of reasons to be skeptical about it and perhaps it’ll even flop or be ghostware, but (the option for) a non-fastback crossover SUV with physical buttons has me, again, hopeful.

I’m so hopeful that the Telo will see the light of day, or at least the Slate.

She sounds like an excellent dancer

So we all agree that it’s peak Silicon Valley.

Pretty sure he got rid of some of his first term appointees. Maybe some inspectors general and he may have railed against a judicial appointee or three as a “radical Marxist”?

Nice pet monkeys you’ve got there

Funny, they told us it was all because of DEI…

Big /S

He’s driving, of course.

.exe

Rocket test: ✅

“He’s got so much potential”

Yep, I have a friend who pickles watermelon rind. It’s delicious. I mean, it tastes like pickles and the texture is similar to cucumbers.

It’s only been twelve weeks

May I ask what condition you’re treating with that therapy?

That’s intermittent fasting, right?

The important thing is to follow in the footsteps of our elders and obliviously cast shade on the next generation(s) (should they be so lucky to exist).

Israel’s been apparently getting away with it. (Not justifying it, just providing an example of another imperialist nation who seemingly hasn’t been experiencing any consequences from disregarding their neighbors sovereign borders.)

I used to pass by a store that was a “Dollar and Up Store.” Which simply tells you that nothing in that store costs less than $1.