Oh hey, I know that game.

I remember using furnaces minecarts sometime between Alpha v1.2.2 and Beta 1.5. But even around that era you were better off using the minecart booster glitch, though not sure when that was patched.

Search engine optimisation. People search for the attributes and so products that have attributes in the name will be more successful.

Like this? https://www.gov.uk/government/news/thousands-of-homes-to-be-kept-warm-by-waste-heat-from-computer-data-centres-in-uk-first

Edit: Actually more like this https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/12/heata_offers_free_hot_water/

Teleportation is also one of the options, so that solves the getting stuck somewhere problem. My concern is what immortality is like without also getting invulnerability…

People have been working for decades to fix the 2038 problem, so I don’t think there’s too much to worry about.

Words like “unalive” are a form of doublespeak just to get around the restrictions, it’s silly.

I think it’s a legal thing so they’re probably not allowed to get rid of it.

So the limit is actually more than 413?

then go blind again when they fail out of warranty

Don’t forget you’ll also go blind if you don’t pay the subscription fees (but don’t worry, there’s an ad supported plan if you can’t afford Eyesight Premium).

Where GPU enthusiasts are getting all those organs to sell I’m not sure

If a true AI is any good at it’s goal of beating climate change, what are the odds it’s solution would involve genocide of the human race?

Peanuts aren’t nuts (they’re legumes) but they’re probably packaged in the same place as nuts.

I often see products with multiple different model options (for example, monitors) but most of the reviews are about the old models, essentially boosting their review count on day one with reviews from the past.

Isn’t lava carcinogenic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme_UK

And if you’ve ever used it you know how bad the search feature is. Case in point https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/360043045592-Exact-search

I’m sure there’s enough bots scraping the internet using the details before any human can.

no idea how but it looked white to me until the colour appeared

It’s just a little bit lossy