Whining is only permitted on the android platform

100% idle wealth tax

America gets its inner space episode

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Clarence Thomas is a traitor to the human race. He’d sell us out to aliens if given the chance.

Blind fold their eyes, give them a cigarette, and remember to compost

Firing squad is less disgusting

Seize the yachts, make them billionaire prison boats, national guard shoots anyone who leaves

Report by researchers from Princeton and Northwestern universities suggests that US political system serves special interest organisations, instead of voters

Go blow Paul Blart

40 years too late

If you ever notice construction is stalled in your city, it’s because it’s a racket.

They low bid the contract.

They take contract.

Work stops because they didn’t ask for enough money.

They’re already there, it’d cost too much to fire them or move their supplies and equipment. They know this so they drag their feet until the client pays more.

Construction begins again.

Trump sucks but lets not pretend Biden isn’t an amalgamation of weapons contractors and ruthless capitalists pulling his puppet strings. We can do better than 100 year old presidents that won’t be here when they ruin tomorrow

Mississippi is so poor, corrupt and backwards it makes Alabama look progressive. The entire state should be ran by the federal government until it gets up to first world standards.

See a therapist

Fuck Disney, we should put a sledgehammer through Walt’s frozen brain

Yeah like if the media and Hillary didn’t conspire to created a pied piper candidate that is unraveling our social contract by the day

They missed out on 2007’s improv everywhere and just wanted to be apart of something

Moral of the story: never stop guillotining

Yes let’s blame the virtually powerless person no one knows the name of for undermining our democracy and not aging career politicians who have done nothing except enrich themselves through insider trading and backroom deals