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I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.

What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.

I was just trying to spread a positive outlook on things.

One day…

I still wake up every day and cannot fathom that this is the reality we are living in. It’s a daily struggle.

We are getting to them, that’s for sure. It doesn’t do enough of a difference, but they sure as fuck know how despised they are, because it shows.

6% on RottenTomatoes.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

I genuinely had this realization today, a few hours ago.

I was like… Shit just keeps getting worse, and worse, and worse, and fucking worse.

So in a couple of years, as shit as I feel about shit right now, I’m gonna look back at this moment all nostalgic like.

OI! D’pope? 'E a daft muppet innit!

Donald Trump, the rapist‽

Hey that was to fund terrorists to stage a coup in Central American countries who refused to let their nations be run by American monopolistic corporations, that doesn’t count!

Aw.

“But sure I’ll vote him for a third term!”

I need this meme format. I am willing to invest $.

HERE’S MY JOKE WHAT YOU THINK, GUYS?!

Here’s me explaining my joke in detail so you chuds get it:

Yes, I have! Jesus and the money changers, Moses and the golden calf, easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, money is the root of all evil- I can go on forever.

My belief is that Man being cast out of paradise is a story of the break between nomadic and sedentary life, because we were able to live in purity and harmony with the world as it were, in plenty and only using what we needed, and wanted for nothing- and what is the first thing that happens after Man is cast out? Man lives in a hut and is toiling and plowing the soil, followed by a long list of kings, one more brutal than the next.

The accumulation of wealth is the root of evil.

Or human lives.

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