Bla bla bla… yap yap yap…

Every time I see Schumer’s stupid face on a headline, I already know it’s gonna be him threatening to possibly do his job to some degree. Reliably, he vanishes like a fart in the wind after he wags his flaccid dick in front of the cameras until the next provocation happens.

My message to all these poor, flabbergasted congress critters who claim they’re fighting for the little people out there: “tits or gtfo”

Why give a fuck what these race baiting shitbirds have to say? Whenever one of them there uppity colored folks gets murdered by the state, the NRA falls in line to blame the victim. If that victim owned their firearm legally, and was exercising their 2A rights… suddenly the NRA goes quiet.

We’ve seen this for fucking decades. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

The NRA took their mask all the way off and became a pro-violence propaganda outlet right after 911; prior to that, they were actually in the business of educating and advocating for responsible gun ownership.

So again, WHY should we care about what the NRA believes society should think or feel in the face of a blatant state sponsored execution? The only thing I want from the NRA is to see it’s HQ as a plie of smoldering rubble before I croak.

Oh cool, sounds like Monsanto’s checks hit exactly 6 bank accounts last Friday.

further fuhrer

Joe, you’re a barely sentient potato. Trump LITERALLY told people, fucking repeatedly, that they were going to do mass deportations before he took office. Joe, in between tripping on freebased cat litter or whatever the fuck you’re into these days, did you ever wonder HOW these deportations would have been enforced?

Pity for the the people who made the clearly unforgivable mistake of not being born as Aryan poster child in this fine country. They are being forced from their homes and lives because you voted for a group of ethnostate terrorists. Nothing about this is gentle, humane, or voluntary. You don’t get to suddenly question jack-fucking-shit about their tactics like it’s a new development; they were teabagging the media with details repeatedly for months on end while you glazed over Daddy coming home.

I look forward to the day you grow up, sober up, and then shut the fuck up once you realize you carried water for a fascist takeover.

• chef’s kiss *

Spelling it right 3 out of 4 times ain’t too shabby in this economy.

So are the gay frogs!!

Is anyone truly ok in this timeline?

He always looks like his crush just caught him with her panties are hanging out of his ass while fucking her dog.

Are you sure about that?

I’m winning. I don’t use AI and I’m too broke to shop for anything besides necessities.

I love how you got downvoted with no one giving a counterpoint or any indication as to why they disagree.

Oh well, I upvoted you to counter that laziness.

At the end of the day, every single representative, in both parties, in the House and Senate, are 100% personally insulated from the outcomes of the legislation they vote on. Pelosi doesn’t rely on food stamps, nor does Speaker Johnson have to worry about getting disappeared by freshly employed Jan 6 insurrectionists cosplaying as ICE stormtroopers.

The government serves itself, always.

Simple.

We vote with our wallet.

We support indie devs.

As long as Step 4 doesn’t happen, then yes. Repeatedly.

Step 1: Become elected GOP cretin

Step 2: Repeatedly screech about a moral panic

Step 3: Legislate some shit law that is full of things that benefits whoever bribed you to get it to the floor

Step 4: Go back to diddling kids until you’re outed publicly

“Modest”?

No, we have better language to use

Useless

Disingenuous

Paid actors

Servants to the ruling class

Inside traders

Purposefully weak

Blatantly dishonest

And the list could go on and on…

Linux user since 2008, but good looking out :)