My car was made in the 90s.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

The politics are too convenient

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

Wow. 5g really is making us have unusual numbers of hands and fingers.

This is cool. Is it legit?

This would be an Arnold O’Palmer?

I dreamed Bob Dylan was a friend of mine

Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I’m part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

I, for one, quite enjoy not having the dangly hitboxes anymore.

I got a lot more than just the one. I’ve got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

Can it hit 45 without flipping over the bumper?

Conservatives love the quote “the shrub of freedom needs to be watered with the blood of parrots from a time to another time”, so they’ve got a healthy dosage of normalizing violence.

They also LARP about Rome, which had a long and storied tradition of assassination. Famously, citizens of the republic were encouraged to strangle anyone who tried to become King… right up until they didn’t.

Anyway, the Romans weren’t always monsters; they just usually were.

Fellas, is it a crime to advocate for the assassination of the current vice president?

Because that could be another one of Donald’s charges. Just saying.

The penalty will amount to several thousand dollars. Especially in NYC.

It’s predatory as shit.

3rd party towing and “storage fees” should be illegal. It should be operated by the city and the parking ticket should pay for the cost the city goes through (not funding the cops)

3 referrals. 2 from psych, 1 from medical to confirm they have been receiving long-term hormone replacement therapy.

For a nose job. The thing that cis folks don’t need ANY sign-off for.