Hey, a couple might be really good at football.

To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”

I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.

It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.

I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

Yeah, it’s called “I was young and broke, and needed the money”.

Although, I really do recommend watching Zardoz at least once. It’s a trip.

Carolina style, with a nice mustard vinegar base

Maybe if we had some kind of electron beam we could use to draw on a screen, and the brain just does it’s ‘persistence of vision’ shenanigans?

the data hoarders community removing magnet links to torrents of those files

Lowkey wonder if that’s the point. I wouldn’t put it past the DOJ to “accidentally” release CSAM in order to go after people who are trying to keep them accountable.

Out of all the displays in the house, there’s only one 4k computer monitor. The dumb tv is a 1080p, my other monitor is a 720p, then my partner has a DVI and a VGA monitor for his computer.

neumorphism

Yeah, because fuck people with bad eyesight amirite.

So random xD

There is no such thing as non-lethal shot placement. One of the basic rules of gun safety is that you do not point your gun at anything you don’t want to destroy.

If you don’t want to kill someone, you don’t use a gun.

You jest, but you can absolutely get food-grade sulfuric acid

That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.

Is this why they call big boom sticks cannons?

Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”

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As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

Edit: Maybe this is actually a fun fact, idk sometimes

That pepperoni is massive.

Did you put rats in them?