Musk’s downgrading from Mars to the moon. He’ll now downgrade from selling Teslas to selling driverless Edsels (which, let’s face it, are a better design than Teslas anyway).

How the fuck are humans still alive?

I KNEW he couldn’t help but watch it!

Sounds like He needs to get back to work.

From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

“Blow it out your ass!”

So long as there’s a corresponding reduction in wages for Nebraska lawmakers …

And you’re just as edible!

Why not Rai because of Valiant Comics?

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Steven Segal.

“I’m something of a hoarder myself … but only for this precious ring!”

"Mm! You! You … come to me! You come to me because … you’re mine, right? Precious! PRECIOUS! I’m talking to you!"

This is where baby universes come from.

I’m in my fifties, but I’m still hip to what’s groovy. I know the name of the big artists. Uh … Wet Ass Pussy. The uh, those monitor head brothers … Around the World. Um … Billy Eyelash. The uh … the K-Pops!

So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

In September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.” Musk had previously been named on Epstein’s calendar as being slated to visit Epstein’s island in 2014.

Musk lies almost as much as Trump! This is known!

Arseholes: “Your employee should be fired because they were outraged at a US citizen being beaten and murdered by Trump’s gestapo!”

Employers: “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty fucking outraged, too! Get fucked!”

Some ICEhole: “Stand there and let us murder you, or you’re breaking the law!”

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP