Hahaha me too, bro

Hey Stamets do you ever like just

Bro you ate a fire starter.

They didn’t say they were human. Stop assuming everybody’s species.

🤣😂

But the average Whitedude Techbro AI company CEO is looking very seriously into the camera and telling me AI is coming for my job next year…

A daylight savings time fell on my foot at work one time… that was a whole mess of workman’s comp, OSHA and all that.

If looks could shit on your pillow, while ego mups watches.

I find it funny that the man with the widest hips in the world (Rhonda Santis) is the most rabidly anti-lgbtq person ever.

AR-15 is a gender identity in some parts.

OP is probably posting from his mom’s work android tablet

Hillary todaso

Anything

Nurse Ratched belonged in a mental institution, just the other way around.

Can I get the month of 2024-2027 off?

He already halted his campaign.

Tommy Tuber says the stupidest shit all the time and makes his district look like a bunch of yokels.

Can’t forgive student loans. Show us who you really are.

Get a few rolls of quarters in there

Lock him up

I read this as “Donkey Kong Inspired” for some reason and was really puzzled at the game.