Mushy peas innit?

I think that was the joke.

Churchill, wasn’t it?

Couldn’t they just investigate them for being shit?

Ignorant of the subject matter, but I ripped a bunch of CDs to FLAC some time ago. Would that not work for this purpose?

I don’t know, but I’d like to think I would shut everything off and run away until it demonstrably hadn’t exploded rather than take a picture!

They look like a gas furnace and a hot water tank. My first thought was "Why are they connected? ", because I thought the tank had its own heating element. My second thought was “Aren’t those water lines? How does a water line become incandescent?”

No, it wants to be roasted and covered in cheese sauce.

Aren’t the tires not supposed to extend outside of the wheel arches?

IIRC people with older devices have found that replacing their battery does not significantly help, becathe replacement battery was manufactured at roughly the same time as the device it goes into, and has degraded over time even without use. This is anecdotal of course, but seems reasonable to me.

Some short browsing appears to indicate that batteries can last for years of stored properly, but how does one verify if the replacement battery in their phone was really stored appropriately?

I’ve never seen the meme before, my bad. I thought it was supposed to be cookie monster munching, not Elmo snorting!

Why is Elmo standing in for Cookie Monster?