Wine works well for me on Manjaro. Once it’s installed and run for the first time, it’s been seamless. I think every now and then you might find a game that requires an additional patch to run.

Easy: live by the Venusian calendar. Each ‘day’ is 243 Earth days, so you only have to ‘write code and read book’ once every 243 days, and ‘lift weights and run’ once every Venusian ‘week’, i.e. every 1,701 Earth days. Your calendar is always open because no one understands it.

Only three, huh? And people say he can’t change.