she turned me into a newt!

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You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

That is interesting actually, but compared to other companies I’d not say that’s significant. Specially because I suspect they switched to WebKit because they had no other choice 🤷‍♂️

If you do anything as merely speak the name of anything FOSS in Apple headquarters, they throw you in a deep dark well in the middle of the campus and remove your name from the world of the living.

“my alien”? sounds kinda cute you guys should def go out together.

“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

I’m sure they’ve ran the numbers and the money they make from an exclusive app store is much greater than selling a few more devices to ppl like us.

Well, I wasn’t pointing directly at this change, it’s just like they’re on a train to make reddit insufferable for profits.

How long before the new wave of reddit immigrants here lol

Those are my emotional support tabs, ok? yes all 22 of them.

Last panel is meme material

We just need to make crime illegal 👌

Ah yes banning the tool will 100% take care of the problem.

The weight is all on the front of the head, and it runs on a 2h battery that you have to put in your pocket. Why is nobody talking about any of these.

Saying goodnight to the empty room before going to sleep, just in case

I swear it’s getting harder and harder to guess which news article is from The Onion and which one is not lol

Apple is kicked and shoved into doing something slightly less restrictive (in EU) (because only EU has common sense and is not corrupt, apparently)