You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

My first thought

Organic nature pegs

I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?

Do I get any credit for never having done this?

All lettuce or certain varieties?

She flexing on the rest of us with her ink budget

You ever looked at a screenshot from an iPhone on a desktop at 100%? That shit is high res.

Vampire survivors in the platinum level under the steam deck category makes me happy. I love that game. Big ups poncle!

Those motherfuckers had it coming!

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

He added, “come on, man”

Did you see that picture of him wielding a katana?? He’s the epitome of manliness!

I’m a simple man: I see a Star Trek quote, I upvote

He’s in a conman club and they look out for each other? Idk, I’m just trying to make it make sense.

And where should I keep this skincare ointment? In my lady purse?! I’ll take my stake with extra asbestos, thank you very much.

Well you guys are just sort of there. Do something, or make some noise at least.

I think you can get away with more and be more honest when a talking horse is the star