Great.

International policy played like a game of Civ where you are bored and about to quit, so you attack everyone, just to see what happens.

The trigger men for the killing fields of Cambodia and the Tiananmen Square Massacre were illiterate peasants from rural areas…

Absolutely shocking… that it took this long for such an obvious outcome to occur.

Guys, somehow I don’t think the US Congress is going to save us…

Guys, I think we all need to be worried about an invasion of Greenland and fucking Canada actually happening…

I mean… I’m not sensing a whole lot of regret here…

Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!

200K?

Hey everyone, check it out, this guy still has some optimism left!

Dystopian mad-lib headline generator strikes again…

I see that Government by Pro-Wrestling theatrics has given way to Government by Soap Opera theatrics…

Considering the number of shooting victims we have here, how would we even notice?

That would be rad…

In order to actually address the homeless crisis, we would first have to fix U.S. Healthcare.

Or we could leave everything broken, with the wealth still being transferred upwards, and keep funneling the people that have been ground up and spit out into our growing for-profit prison industry…

… Slowly?

A commercial incentive?

If you want to commercialize solving the ills of society, you end up with death camps as being simply the end result of efficiency.

If you want to solve the problems of various demographics rather then viewing them as gender-specific instances in order to benefit the whole of society you get, among other benefits, a lot less genocide.

I had a broken clock once.

I lost it when everything burned to the ground during a preventable wildfire that was mismanaged and allowed to grow unchecked until it consumed everything…

Wow. Like a zen koan.

If a tree applies bronzer in the forest, and no one is around, does it still embezzle?

How, the fuck, is this “bizarre?”

He’s a sundowning, semi-literate, demented, narcissistic, dysphagic, self-obsessed asshat who has NEVER been able to focus on anything that isn’t a Fox News segment about himself.

Had he somehow read a passable 500-word speech from a teleprompter, that would have been “bizarre”

The only way this could have been more standardized would have been a rambling mention of Hannibal Lector, blaming Hillary for something, and then dancing to YMCA.

Screwed over by the world’s richest man?

Yeah, well so was the rest of the nation…

Yes.

This elder is fucking abusing us…