Could maybe have a bit of fun randomising those strings.

But 95% of people that call support don’t know that stuff. And those things solve 95% of the problems that users have. And support staff have been told to go through the script or get fired. So just be nice to them, get to the end of Level1’s script AQAP then you’ll get someone that’s allowed to use their noggin, considerably more quickly than if you piss around.

What’s the largest program, in line count (wc -l will be close enough, or open the file in Notepad++ and scroll to the end), that you’ve created this way?

But wasn’t that true before Collective Shite decided to piss on everyone else’s day?

At least it didn’t start with “Nobody:” I think we’re heading in the right direction.

Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed “Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]” into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn’t draw it themselves.

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Edit: hey, how did it get autocensored?

Good for you, but it doesn’t take much searching to find “I pay for premium, why am I seeing ads?”

Taggart sounds more like maggot than fan-art. Two example pronunciations here, the first closer to the latter but I think the second sounds closer to maggot: https://youtu.be/pb0CEn5YiIQ?t=94

Seems like an American thing to pronounce it “tag-arrrr-t”.

I think it’s the one that rhymes with Taggart. And is another word for a bassoon.

Someone should post this in ADHD Memes with the text “I’ve got ADHD and these organs therefore having ADHD is a pre-requisite to having these organs” and see if anyone notices.

My hypothesis is that they hide. So I saturate all the hiding places so they have nowhere left to hide.

When I buy something known for liking to hide, I buy N of them and place them all in a designated “I’ve got N of these things” place (P). Then I put 1 in its home. When it hides, I get its replacement. When that hides, same again. When there are none left in P, I buy N more. Eventually they have nowhere left to hide and finding one is easy. Consequently, they stop hiding.

True. I ordered a book from them last week; it arrived in 2 days. Everywhere else, including Waterstones, was “oh we might be able to get it out the door sometime next year, if we can be arsed” so Amazon got the order.

Oh, can “aliens” start political parties in the USA?

Imma start a “British Colony” party over there; anyone want to join me? MAABCA.

Maybe it’d be a good idea to use a word other than death, which is clearly being misinterpreted to mean killing people. “Dissolution of [x]” obviously isn’t as snappy, but it’s an improvement at least in terms of accuracy of intent.

I don’t recommend it. I tried increasing my electrolytic capacity once and found some little pills that seemed ideal. I had to eat a lot of them because they were only labelled “microfood” or something like that.

The hospital staff were all very unprofessional. They all giggled when they discharged me.

OK, so what’s the plan for bringing death to the USA without killing a single American?

It’s a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.

No that was a song by David Jowie.

“Oh, thanks! What I’d like is some extremely hot sauce in a bottle labelled ‘ketchup’”.