massive_bereavement

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I made you look.

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Cake day: June 14th, 2024

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  • “Thank you for coming. It was nice of your friend to help us meet.”

    " I was there. I was there 3000 years ago … when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place It could be destroyed! It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. Isildur kept the ring. The line of kings is broken. There’s no strength left in the world of Men. They’re scattered, divided, leaderless."

    “…o-kay. Would you like to share some entrées or … Let’s order some drinks first.”