I’m pretty smart (work as a scientist at a fancy research institute) and smoke a lot of weed. Less these days, but time was I smoked an ounce a week. I think these jokes are pretty funny sometimes.
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News@lemmy.world•Uber, Lyft to pay $328 million to settle New York wage theft claims
71·2 years agoIt’s a settlement. The amount of money is not that small, but it ends the investigation into whether drivers should be classified as employees rather than contractors. As the article states, their stock prices soared after this, that tells you everything you need to know.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Google Brain cofounder says Big Tech companies are lying about the risks of AI wiping out humanity because they want to dominate the marketEnglish
1·2 years agoThat’s the point, they don’t believe it’s gonna wipe us out, it’s just a convenient story for them
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Technology@lemmy.world•DoorDash now warns you that your food might get cold if you don’t tipEnglish
15·2 years agoGeez, I hope they’re paying you to suck their dick this hard
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News@lemmy.world•New York Times tech workers to strike over return-to-office rules
2·2 years agoIt’s fine for the first time, as long as it’s followed up with the threat of an indefinite strike
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Technology@lemmy.world•Pfizer says it will price Covid treatment Paxlovid at nearly $1,400 for a five-day course, which researchers estimate only costs Pfizer $13 to produce. That's a 10,000%+ markup. Shameful.English
1·2 years agoThe world used to think the US was cool. Mainstream public opinion changed roughly around the bush (W) era.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Black Mirror creator unafraid of AI because it’s “boring”English
21·2 years agoAI has been being developed for 50 years and the best we can do so far is a dunning-kruger sim. Sure, who knows what it “can do” at some point, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
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politics @lemmy.world•Study: 100% of meat and dairy companies have lobbied against environmental and climate policies
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
13·2 years agoUnless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that’s guaranteed, current path or no
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News@lemmy.world•DOJ sues eBay for selling ‘rolling coal’ devices; fines could hit $2 billion
2·2 years agoIdeally with the drivers inside
What about three weeks of extra annual leave, public holidays, real healthcare with no bullshit co-pays (and unlimited sick days, they don’t count towards “pto”), a maximum 35 hour work week… Because that’s more like what it would look like for a higher value job like that. Depends on the country and the job, of course. But in my case in the UK right now, and in my last job in Germany, my total “pto” in US terms has been roughly two months. (Which is a lot even here, but it’s not by any means unheard of, and easy to get if it’s a priority to you). Doing a job with an average salary of about 100k in the US, and I get paid a little over 50k £ for it, which is about 1.5 times the median salary here, so even after the recent inflation it affords a pretty comfortable lifestyle, it’s enough money to pay the mortgage and take holidays to the continent in my ample time off.
Sorry, this turned into a bit of a rant, but tldr: it’s not just “an extra week”


Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could