Yeah, but they’re into that shit.

If you don’t want the SS coming after you for “threatening the president”, make it “23-skidoo47”.

I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you’d be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

Also, I once used seashells to write “69ME”, but nothing happened, to my disappointment.

I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you’d be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

“suggested” they “may pursue”… wow. Did they fire six shots or only five? Y’know, in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself.

That will be the safest plane in the sky. Where else are foreign governments going to find an imbecile as easily manipulated as Trump? They must keep him safe.

On the other hand, I hope they installed a spy cam in the bathrooms. Trump on a changing table while his aides tend his diapers would be hilarious.

If he were to attend, wouldn’t it be an “Intelligence + 1 guest” briefing?

The article stated that there were three shooters, and only two gunshot wounds. I seem to recall from the early '70s that firing squads of five people or so always secretly loaded one weapon with blanks. That way the shooters could all convince themselves that they were the one who had the blank if their conscience bothered them. Maybe these guys did the same thing but with only three shooters…

I think I’d rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.

Or:

“Here, put this in your mouth”

“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”

" It’s a rectal thermometer"

So that’s not stubble on any of them. It’s diaper face.

And it’s not available 24/7 online… why? I’d love to see the click counter on that bad boy.

Edit: I thought this was the other interview. Okay, make 'em both available. The ad revenue alone will be tremendous.

School{history, math, spelling, civics, …} ∌ MAGAts. They’ll never know otherwise.

A strange sort of prostitution. Everyone gets fucked, but only a certain few get paid.

Or, as we call it, “prostitution”. Except instead of a teenth of crack and $5, the president is available for a meme coin.

Afterwards, get yourself checked.

Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an “outie”? Caveat: I’m not a Photoshop sleuth

Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…

That’s going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere…

So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or…

Doc doesn’t have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership